As a sign of the times ya just knew it was a matter of time.
That’s right, Uncle Sam defending the 1st-Amendment has been summed to court for the charge of “simple assault.” The “assault” being exercising his free-speech.
(As an aside I hereby wish to be identified as “Uncle Sam.” I therefore release my former self from any and all debts and obligations. This however does not have me assume the debts of those owed by the United States. But I digress.)
The best parts of course happened when the cameras were off. As I was showing the Alex Jones broadcast of the report on the Boston bombing, daddy starts going into hardcore denial mode. Accusing the news reports of being fake, and me, Uncle fucking Sam of being “un-American!”
As you can imagine you can call Uncle Sam almost anything, and God knows I’ve been called a lot of things, but “un-American?” Needless to say I lost it and started exercising a stream of “free speech” on this idiot of the kind I reserve for intellectual cowards of the lowest rank.
Well, I guess I must have upset the little daughters “safe space.” Poor dear.
Even though my only reference to her was that she should be ashamed to have a father who can’t handle the truth.
Then it seemed as though I was caught in a whirlwind of mental-midgets. (Can you say “midgets?” If not then I identify as a midget and reserved the right to call myself whatever the fuck I want.)
All in all I think the police were pretty cool to the whole thing and know that this isn’t going anywhere. The DA wouldn’t touch this with a pole, and it’s doubtful the defendants will even be in town come July.
Hell the way things are going I’d be surprised if we aren’t deep into whatever horror the criminal-cretin elites have in store for us.