Finally! “Peace” will come to the Middle East. Cruise Missiles fired into Syria should do the trick. We can suppose their collateral damage is akin to drone bombings. With this in mind, its easy to see how “Peace” can be spread effectively amongst the brown peoples. They need assistance, to “protect” them from their despotic governments, surely. There is no need to poll them, ask them silly questions if they “want” “Cruise Missiles for Peace!”. They can consider it a Gift. The U.S. doing their part to “spread democracy” and help those who cannot help themselves. We’ll send them the bill later…
Make sure and pay your taxes, because you’re supporting this peaceful effort. Feel good that you can do your part to help others!
In case Americans have forgotten what “Cruise Missiles for Peace!” looks like, they can refer to the historic video information below. As we sit in our easy chairs watching the peace “process” unfold, we can contemplate the wonderful living standards, and peaceful environments that have been left for the people in Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, Libya, Kuwait, and other now-peaceful and productive enclaves like Kosovo.
Everyone can feel safe & secure, because a Nobel “Peace Prize” recipient is spreading the love and peace around.
We can imagine the Syrian People will greet the peaceful cruise missiles with a sigh of relief, and throw parties and such. Flowers for everyone all around. It must feel great to have “friends” on the other side of the world who look out for you, and express their love and care by offering “Cruise Missiles for Peace!”. The gratitude is going to be overwhelming we’re sure.
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Cruise Missiles are touted as “extremely” accurate, and they should be considering their multi-million dollar price tag, plus the expense of all of the highly trained crews required to get the missile loaded, launched, and “On Target”. You don’t just lob these things like a SCUD missile. No Way!
So, they’re supposed to be deadly accurate. Some “Truther” cretins have suggested that it was a cruise missile that hit the Pentagon on 9/11. What idiots! You can plainly see that a 757 airplane hit the pentagon in this photo below: