It’s much bigger than all that…
…and nobody’s saying Ron Paul is Full of Shit.
If Ron Paul were full of shit, he would not be in sync with those other guys, would he? Paul also recognizes the problem is much bigger than all that. “The bankruptcy of the country and the destruction of the dollar.” Guess the oceans turning into pisspots and the icecap melting pales in comparison to the destruction of the dollar. And Noam Chomsky agrees, right? So there you go, left. Drop all those “entitlements” and get the die-off started.
Besides, everybody knows that all the brown people will kick it all off with their government-handout plasma screen teevees and welfare Cadillacs. They’re taking up jobs and smuggling dope and want to march you all out to a collective farm and make you live under a one-world government with Sharia Law and abortions. And kick God out of all the schools so the poor guy will be working at Dog and Suds wiping trays with his beard.
Some of the collectivist bums in the #occupy movement are all about feeding people and hugging trees. Some are annoyed about tampering with the weather and spraying unknown toxins into the air, but this reckless spending has got to stop before our creditors repossess the Great Lakes or the Catskill Mountains. Those dirty hippies better get a job and improve their credit ratings so God is where a true conservative can buy a corn dog, or God can not compete in a free market.
Then He will get mighty sore at all those fags and that could lead to earthquakes and nuclear melt-downs and stuff. So we better balance our check book before it’s too late because we don’t have time to sweat small stuff like global famine and resource wars. In fact, it’s going on right now and there doesn’t seem to be a huge problem for anybody who has studied the ins-and-outs of fiat currency. The Dog and Suds closed years ago because we didn’t cut taxes enough.
Shit. This is serious.